Club Golf
University of Michigan
Quotes from the Team
Over the course of the season, there are bound to be some funny things said amongst the team. This page is dedicated to displaying some of the wisdom spewed from the mouths of our players.
I don't provide context.
Luke Stull
Always
Pete: I thought you had a roll of toilet paper
Beef: I did
Beef
2019
We respect push cart mafia on this team
Phil Lodzinski
2019
Have you ever noticed Brendel Chamblee is like 80% slacks?
Sean Webb
2017
This righteous moss is a gift from God.
Sean Webb
2017
I couldn't believe my 5 iron came up 30 yards short. Then I realized it was my 7 iron...
Andrew Hartman
2017
You know what sucks? Plain almonds.
Phil Lodzinski
2017
Pete, I would let you complain to me...
Sam Marsh
2017
Oh, that's poop.
Phil Lodzinski
2017
I feel like I shot all four scores...
Pete Torres
2016
Pete, please be my friend again?
Sam Marsh
2016
I was like 16 over and made a birdie. Then I was like 'Oh, here we go!' I followed it up with a triple.
Pete Torres
2016
I had six birdies and an eagle today, how the heck did I only shoot 71? I mean, I had two hole-outs man.
Jeff Clemence
2015
Your music is crap, it's my turn! ... Taylor Swift
Dongmin Kim
2014
Geese suck, they're like reject swans. They aren't even pretty to look at. They just aren't strong. They just 'poop' everywhere!
Pete Torres
2015
It's going to take a lot less than 14 today, cause I'm drunk.
Anonymous
2015
I think I drank about five of those coffees out on the course today, just didn't trust the water.
Manak Singh
2015
I just go through every round knowing no matter how well I play, there's a triple coming.
Sam Marsh
2015
Venmo works as well.
Geoff Welsher
2014
No matter how well I play, he beats me 2&1 every 'gosh darn' time.
Zeeraq Rana
2014
I slept through every alarm.
Jim Liddy
2014
Can I write you a check after we get back to Ann Arbor? I plan on gambling tonight.
Tom Flemming
2014
I want to play with the Long Dong.
Trevor Grigg
2014
I just really love golf.
Alex Wrocklage
2014